Ask Dack Fayden
thats a shame about the edh... what decks do you have constructed??

My favorite current deck is a BR Vampires, but I also own a BU Zombies and a R burn. And a sort of half-made GB based on Morbid. 

Does Mr. Dack Fayden Play EDH??

While I do enjoy this format, not often. Mostly I play Standard or casual, other than that, it is a rare occasion for me to play any other format.

I kind of figured, but I guessed that it wouldn't hurt to ask. Thanks for helping me look for it though! Gosh, maybe you're not so bad after all, mister Dack! -Ann
Anonymous

No problem at all. And I have never been bad, I only like to borrow things, and I like that a lot, so if someone comes in between me and my borrowing, they will face a bloody horrible death. But otherwise, people will learn that I am a pretty cool man.

Uhm... Mister Fayden, I was wondering... If you could help me find my Ghoulcaller's Bell? I seem to have... uhh... forgotten where I put it. It's not in the place where I left it last, so I can't summon it right now and I really need to know where it is. -Ann
Anonymous

Certainly, if I stumble upon it in my adventures I will bring it to you, however I am not a master in looking for things or artifacts, I am a master in borrowing them once I know where they are. If I would have touched your bell before it got lost, I could tell you everything about it though.

LOL. But, Dack, you don't know what plane I'm on. So I am safe. For now.

Perhaps you are indeed safe for now. But nothing lasts forever.

Dack Fayden, Planeswalker

muscovy-duckov:

The most unfortunately hilarious name in MtG to date, the second reason being it sounds kind of like Darth Vader.

I do not find it amusing that you mock my name. However, I WILL find it amusing when your favorite possessions are gone… forever.

who da fuck even wants to play treasure hunt? stop peddling that shit fuk u

I do not know where this hostility comes from… And I do not “treasure hunt” my quests for artifacts are much more meaningful and important.

tHaT's NoT yOuRs...

I do not know what you mean by “tHaT”, I am also in no way skilled at mind reading, therefore I simply have absolutely no idea what you are talking about… besides, you are a ghost… Do you even have belongings?

By chance where did you get the Avacyn Pendant?

I was going to write a post about this since so much people asked me.

I got it custom made through Etsy. The shop’s name is KieranBrennanDesign

It cost me $15 plus shipping which is $3.50 in the U.S.A and most countries. If you tell her that “poxvaati” referred you I think you get like 10% off or something.

((Fuck yeah, finally got my Avacyn pendant… Now I am safe around those nasty werewolves and vampires… Probably favorite Artifact, and NO I did not Borrow it, I actually bought it with my money… …..which was borrowed….))

Hey Dack, where did you get that shirt? The fabric looks familiar... Now that you mention it I remember a crate of that being stolen. Do you know anything about this Mr. Sticky-fingers?

I think I got this shirt a long time ago, I don’t really remember, I believe one of my lovers gave it to me. As for the fabric, I have no such interests, I only care if it looks good and if it is comfortable, therefore, I have no interests on borrowing fabric, except of course, if that particular thread has deeper meaning or history.

If anyone indeed follows the Daily MtG then they would know that a new planeswalker has been talked about on the last arcana… Either me or Sorin… This just raises more questions.

Alright let’s settle this

Ok MtG Tumblr community, first of all, calm down… suddenly everyone burst out with their own opinion… And everyone is indeed entitled to their opinion, but everyone is also entitled to doing whatever they want too yes.  

But I am of those who who believe Magic should (and maybe will) eventually become gender equal and there will be no differences or discriminations/stuff towards Magic genders. So just like settle down and keep on playing, like Chandra just said. There is no point in making enemies in a game made to unite people in many ways.

So yeah, that’s my opinion on this business, now, back to Borrowing my Artifacts.

Is there any way to magically make lots of swiss cheese really really fast? The planet of fast food chains needs it to solve the riddle of the ultimate burrito.
Anonymous

Well, cheese is a product of an animal, therefore it is not an artifact. But I am also not an artificer, I do not make artifacts, I simply borrow them or use them, I do not make them, therefore, no, I can not simply make cheese.

Reblog your favorite card in Magic: The Gathering!

his-own-design:

It is the absolute greatest card to have been and to ever be.