Ask Dack Fayden
Is there any way to magically make lots of swiss cheese really really fast? The planet of fast food chains needs it to solve the riddle of the ultimate burrito.
Anonymous

Well, cheese is a product of an animal, therefore it is not an artifact. But I am also not an artificer, I do not make artifacts, I simply borrow them or use them, I do not make them, therefore, no, I can not simply make cheese.

Reblog your favorite card in Magic: The Gathering!

his-own-design:

It is the absolute greatest card to have been and to ever be.

Reblog if you play Magic the Gathering

asklaboratorymaniac:

misery-loves-comedy:

I want to follow you

ALL OF YOU

YES!!!!!

E’yup.

It has been quite quiet in my inbox as of lately. I invite you to question me.
The Hell! I'm not at peace with you! Ass!

Which is why I said partially… however, it is, or seems like, there has been a progress… Im still trying to make as few enemies or at least be at peace with all whom I can. If I can not, then I will be forced to use my power.

Wh-What's that red stuff on your a-arm?

You probably wonder if I am red. No, I am not. It was an effect caused by that particular artifact. I am not really of any color, I mean, I am but I am a lot more oriented at artifacts, which are colorless.

I believe we have gotten onto the wrong foot.. I am Nissa Revane, welcome to Tumblr-verse. I do not own any artifacts, so there is not point in "borrowing" from me.

Why thank you. I also believe that I got into the wrong foot with the female Planeswalkers. It looks like I am now at peace with you and Liliana (partially)

...HELLO THERE OTHER PERSON!! HAVE YOU SEEN ANY OF MY LAB APPARATUS!!!?

Well hello there, yes, I have seen some of your creations… However, I am not such a fan… they are… ummm… too crazy for my tastes… But still good quality.

I think the last anon was asking about your sexuality.
Anonymous

Well, it did not sound like it, but I can tell you, I’m 100% straight. Although sometimes (very, very rarely) I can fake that to my own advantage.

So Dack I know that you like to make allies of your enemies, but do you also bat for both teams? It would seem like a good way to get close to your targets and stay on people's good sides.
Anonymous

I make allies and enemies mainly for my own purposes, which mainly is knowledge, but I also have a few friends who I would not leave their side no matter what. I may be a thief and a lot of things, but I am definitely not treacherous. I am completely loyal to the people I trust.

For all your womanizer tendencies you seem to be getting a lot of hate from our female planeswalkers. I for one, would like to welcome you; though I'd appreciate it if you didn't "borrow" from me.

Well, thank you, Jace. I appreciate it. And no, I will not try to borrow you. However, if there is something you would like me to borrow for you, I will gladly do it.

Ha! The day I allow anyone else to be as cocky or arrogant as me. It'll be the day I start having Tea with Angels

There is always a first time.

GAAH! YOU Are probably the most arrogant man I've met in my life! Theres only ONE planeswalkers who can be as Arrogant and Cocky and thats ME! And if you so happen to try and beat to it, Most likely I'll kill you and NEVER bring you back to life, so have fun in Hell.

Well, perhaps we can be arrogant and cocky together, if you know what I mean…

If I see you as so much coming into innistrad I will kill you....

Well, tough luck. My next mission thingy is… well, in Innistrad. So I guess I’ll be seeing you… soon.